Dear Fellow Artists,
Dis iz Ratgirl Sumding speeking too yu fwom de bowls uv de bunkah.
Gweetings, Rattie Nashun.
De smull animuls uv Sperm Garden wesh yu a gud efturnune.
Iff'n yu wunts too joyn us, pweeze wite mee ore Jobber Ratgirl et hour secwet hutmale acounts.

Ratgirl Sumding iz et ratgirlsumding@hotmail.com
Jobber Ratgirl iz et hypsuit@hotmail.com

Sperm Garden iz a mulltee-cuturle theatur gwoop fore end bye smull animuls. Wee iz dedicatid too cweating artisic arts dat iz gud fore animuls end dat iz made ownlee bye de animuls.

Pweez donut appley iff'n yu iz nut uh smull animul. Iff'n yu iz nut uh smull animul, yu kin joyn de Fwens uv Sperm Garden, a fore-pwofit innerprice dat heps fun hour theatur arts pwajics.

Ennibuddy kin git hip too de Rattie Nashun.

Wemembur: evwi rat iz a fansi rat

Lubs end wages,

Your Fellow Artist,
Ratgirl Sumding (formerly Rattus)