Dear Fellow Artists,

Eye hes jist nutisst dat dere iz an adwerdtismint owin mi blog fur rat traps. Eye iz sowi abowit dis. Eye don no how too cumplane too de peepuls dat putt dat dere. Eye fink dey putt dat dere soin eye buys de werzin wifowit dee adwerdtismints.

Eye sowi too awil mi lil fwens owit dere dat dis made dem too cwi. Eye git stoogie cwedit curd in ficks itt sune. Wel, sune ass dey iz nut mackst owit.

Lubs,

Your Fellow Artist,

Ratgirl