Dear Fellow Artists,

Eye hes sin uh emale to Mistah Pyro woo makes dis sufwhere fore dis sight too cumplane abowit de ofencive adwertizmens owin de blug.

Agin, peepuls, eye iz SOWI. Jis twi end nut luk up dere, okey?

(Eye wuhs pursinally offinid bye de Vole cuntrul adwertizmen becuz yu awil no dat Jobber iz haf-Vole.)

Beers wif mi end eye shur dey chanj et too sumding liss offencive, like cumdons ore pianis engargments.

Denk yu,

Lubs,

Your Fellow Artist,
Ratgirl Sumding (furmerly Rattus)