Dear Fellow Artists,

Eye wuhs jis finking, how kin eye weech owit too peepul end pewl dem innu de Rattie Nashun?

So iff'n dere inni uv yu owit dere dat has mebbe an irratshunul feer uv non-dairy creamer, mebbe yu kin wite mee in mee in Jobber kin discus itt ownline.

Wite mee et ratgirlsumding@hotmail.com. Eye putt Jobber's emale up dere befurn eye esk hur furst end now shi awl mad et mee becuz uv awil de perverfurmonce artists dat iz boddering hur.

Don bee afrade too speek yu mine too Ratgirl Sumding!

Lubs,

Ratgirl Sumding (furmerly Rattus)