Dear Fellow Artists,

Pweez ignur de wantings uv Shasta Cola. Eye gots hur hur owin gig owin de pubic axis tv sho Cookin Good. Eber sins den she bin okeydokey wif being mi slabe.

Welcum too de peepuls whoo may bee wisiting dis site too chick owit mi musings abouts arts.

Iffn you tipe "rattienashun" in de surge injuns, yu see how pupulir eye iz awil obur de wurl.

Fleas Navidad end Welcum too mi new world order.

Fenk you.

Your Fellow Artist,
Ratgirl Rattus