Dear Fellow Artists,

Eye hed sumding eye wuhs gowing too wite yu dat wuhs weely exiting, butt eye kant wememur wut itt iz now.

So fur, eye tels mi fans abowit dis Blug, butt nune uv dem has wote mee abowit how gwate itt iz.

Eye fink dere mite bee sumding wong wif de sufwhere ore de innurnit et awl dere hausis.

Eye fot fur shur dere wud bee sum peepuls inn quorumteen sumwears dat wood chick itt owit. Eye herd awil yu peepuls wuhs board inn stuf. Eye meen how lung kin yu play Lineage wifowit deweloping mendal ilniss. Iff'n de langij pwoblim iz to gwate, eye kin aways git won uv de slabes inn mi bunkah too tranzlate de Blug innu Engrish or wadebur langij mi mos pupulus weedahs speeks.

Luts uv smull animuls unnerstan Engrish end Americant. Eye kin awso wite inn Serbo-Rat ore Franco-Rat, butt ass mi fanbass iz lo amung de Serpski narodski rodenti end de Fransylvanians, eye stik wif gud ol Amerikin Rat. Ets uh dialek eye iz cumturtabley inn.

Eye pwomis more frum Kwak inn de fuchur, end awso luk owit fore de wurds fwum Jobber Ratgirl, woo iz currantlee inn hiding frum sum stawkuhs (nut mee dis time).

Lubs end wages,

Your Fellow Artist,
Ratgirl Sumding (furmerly Rattus)