Dear Fellow Artists,

Fawse alurm! Jis a lil ear bubl ore sumding.

Sose house doo eye gits own de Blugs uv Not. Eye wun too bee own de Blugs uv Not.

Know won ebbur wites mi bak fwum de Bluggur. Eye hates dem mennies.

Eye fink eym gonna hole mi bref untill dey ansur ore untills dey puts mi own de Blugs uv Not.

How eye surch dese blugs ennyway? Dey iz nut surchibull inn de saim ways ass de Innurnut. Wear ar de tickies dat luv mies.

Your Fellow Artist,
Ratgirl Sumding