Dear Fellow Artists,

Dis iz bi far de skerriest ledur eyes ebur got. Et wuhs fwum Jobber.

"Stugi put dis asid on mi nek det makes mi du fings dat eye don no im doink. hev yu sene xmen too? its lik dat."

Dats awl. Jis dat massage fwum Jobber.

Eye don eben no wear shi iz.

Eye fink hur stooge wuhs tawking too mi stooge lass nite. Mebbe mi stooge wuhs lurning how too puts de asid own mi skins.

Wut shud eye do?

Your Fellow Artist,
Ratgirl Sumding