Rattie Nashun by Ratgirl

Maybee yu shud chanj yur ocupashun An git hip too de Rattie Nashun

Monday, February 02, 2004

Dear Fellow Artists,

I'se jiss fowin owit eyes weely pupulur. Mi stooge put inn dee wurds "rattie nashun" inn de googul surge injun in mi blug wus evvyware. Eye iz pupular wif luts uv diffren kines a fuks.

Iffn yu libs inn mi same towin, yu kin seize mi tomarow nites et de Wurl Famus lowinj De Yakalop et 404 Ease Sex Stweet inn de Austin, Texas et 9 pms wif de amazing Uncull Cudduls end mi ole fwen Jobber Ratgirl.

Awso appeering dere iz de stooge Yerico Forp ass Bruto de Clowin.

Eet yur hard out Spiccy de Clowin (woo muved aways too de land uv coughee dweems, Purtland Arewegone). Iffn yuse iz et de Starbooks now, de lil dood wif de sad ice yelling et de wurkurs iz hem. Eye iz currantly protestes Hispanics Across America, incrudeing Spiccy de Clowin (stoogie sez Hispanics IZ Latinos, Spicardo) end awil Spiccy de Clowin yokes, because de Hispanics Across America annoused dere Yeehad aginst rodents, such ass rats like mi (si de Nu Jurk Timz articull abowits diz frum a cuple reeks agos). Dey iz killing de rats inn de Nu Jerk Citee fur know udder weesin dan dat dere iz a luts uv em. Wells, Ratgirl sez, deres a lut uv yu too, PEEPULS.

Wemembur, RATS IZ PEEPULS, TOO, yu dumfuks. Eye nut adwocating de pursicution uv de Hispanics Across America, jiss dere missguydid Def Yeehad aginst rats end udder rodents. End uv curse eye IZ adwocating de ignowing uv awil Spiccy de Clowin yokes. Eye iz nut laffing. Nut ebin iffn dey iz weely funni. Eye wills pees misef furs.

Eye heerd Spiccy de Clowin wus ded ennyways. Eye herd hiz stooge kill hem bi pwetending too bee middul esturn too hiz nu gurlfwend. Tu much tabuli kilt de Clowin. Sham owin yu, Browin Stooge!

Ennyways, eye bee seling sum uv mi Arts & Craps tomuro et de Yakalop. Eye gots abowits 2 hunurd arts & a cupple craps, butt dey iz werry larj craps - human, yu no?

Untills den,
Wemembur wear yu cums fwum - de Rattie Nashun iz fur evwiwon.

Your Fellow Artist,
Ratgirl Rattus

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