Dear Fellow Artists,
Inn de fuchur, evrywon wil speek Rat or nut att al. Howivur, ide like too post de fulowing emale frum sum gy name Kwak. Eye dunt no iff'n hees a smull animul ur nut, butt fore sum weesin hee dont white Rat.
Kwak wites:
"[Ratgirl Sumding, I love your Web Blog. When will you post more about yourself and your experimental arts group for small animals, Sperm Garden? You are my favorite online personality. I like you even more than Ted Casablanca.] What's really sad is that I don't think very many people see that a fascist state is not that far away.
"I love the whole health care thing. One of the 'unalienable rights' outlined in the Declaration of Independence (which I'll take over much of the Constitution any day -- the guys that wrote the DOI were revolting, but the guys who wrote the Constitution were just trying to protect themselves) is the right to 'Life'. How can you have life if you don't have your health? The right to 'Liberty' is sticky, too, when the police can search your car for NO REASON WHATSOEVER, and let's not even discuss the legal use of alcohol and the illegal use of marijuana -- I guess we can fuck ourselves up only with what they tell us we can use to fuck ourselves up. And it's too bad they wrote 'pursuit of happiness' and not just 'happiness'. Then we could REALLY trash money.
"Oh, by the way, it says right after that that 'governments are instituted to SECURE THESE RIGHTS' -- but, still we aren't entitled to health care. I can't figure this one out.
"And right after that it says: 'That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.'
"But I'm just a socialist motherfucker. I mean, where do I get off quoting the DOI to support my communist viewpoints?
"And then it says (I love this): '...when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.'
"Such has been the patient sufferance of the people of this country; and such is now the necessity which constrains us to alter our system of government. The history of the Bush Administration and of most administrations before it is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute tyranny over the people.
"Of course, if any large group of the people try to revolt, or simply operate outside the constraints of the government, they're going to get a big dose of the ATF, FBI, National Guard, or even the armed forces.
"The time to get free is fast approaching. [Thank you, Ratgirl Sumding. You are the best. Love and kisses, Kwak
P.S. Can you send me your photograph? K.]
Eye wud luv too sin evwibuddi woo wites mee a foto uv misef fwee uv churg, butt sircumstansis dicktate dat eye rechoir a smull postij end hanling fee uv twenty dollars. Ass sune ass yur chick cleers, eye sin yu de foto. Denk you.
Okey, eye nut shur wut de Decoloration of Indywindows hes too doo wif de irrashunal feer uv non-dairy creamer, butt hee wuhs de ownlee won too rites mee essep for awl uv yu smull animuls end pita peepuls disturdeb bye de adwertizmens fore rodent cuntrul dewizes. Eye suspick de adwertizmens iz sum surt uv sik yoke pervertratid bye de oprissed peepuls dat wurk fur Blugger. Kneeless too say, eye awreddi wote Mistah Pyro hissef, rekwisting hee chanj de adwertizmens too sumding les ofensive dan de exturminashun uv de veri beeings dat dis Blug iz Richard Gere'd too.
Ded eye jis wite Richard Gere? Eye sowi, dats won uv mi ishoes inn terrorpy dis weak. Dats wut dey cull a Voidian slip, know dowt.
Iff'n innibuddy wud like too wespawnd too Kwak's emale ore too furdur hiz pownts, pweez wite too Ratgirl Sumding et ratgirlsumding@hotmail.com. Denk yu.
Lubs end wages,
Your Fellow Artist,
Ratgirl Sumding (furmerly Rattus)
